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Old 7 March 2010, 12:42
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Default Sekertearis yang baik dan bos yang genit

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Sekretaris baik - "Pak, saya ketikin ya?"
Sekretaris genit - "Pak, saya kitikin ya?"
Boss baik - "Mau dong!"
Boss nakal - "Maauu dooooongng."
Sekretaris baik - Duduk di kursi
Sekretaris genit - Duduk di lengan-kursi
Boss baik - Menarik nafas bila melihat sesuatu yang tidak benar
Boss nakal - Menarik nafas bila melihat sekretaris yang "tidak benar"
Sekretaris baik - Memijit key-board
Sekretaris genit - Memijit si-boss
Boss baik - "Kesini !"
Boss nakal - "Sini doong"
Sekretaris baik - Smoke After Lunch
Sekretaris genit - Shower After Lunch
Boss baik - "Sini naik mobil"
Boss nakal - "Sini,.. naik dong"
Sekretaris baik - Pulang larut, lembur-banyak kerjaan
Sekretaris genit - Pulang larut, LemBur-Lempengin Burung
Boss baik - "Nanti dinner bareng ya"
Boss nakal - "Nanti supper bareng yaah"
Sekretaris baik - "Sudah siap Pak?"
Sekretaris genit - "Sudah siap belum ?"
Boss baik - "Ambilkan pakaian saya di laundry"
Boss nakal - "Ambilkan handuk saya di lemari"
Sekretaris baik - Waktu tertusuk jarum "Aww"
Sekretaris genit - Waktu tertusuk jarum "Ahh"
Boss baik - "Saya puas dengan pekerjaan kamu"
Boss nakal - "Saya puas dengan permainan kamu"
Sekretaris baik - Waktu sedang tertekan "Aduuh pusing"
Sekretaris genit - Waktu sedang tertekan "Aduuhhhhhhh"
Boss baik - Memperhatikan pakaian dan kerja sekretarisnya
Boss nakal - Memperhatikan pakaian dan gaya sekretarisnya
Sekretaris baik - Pakaiannya mahal boros bahan
Sekretaris genit - Pakaiannya murah ngirit bahan
Boss baik - Suka menelan obat Dokter
Boss nakal - Suka menelan ludah
Sekretaris baik - Tebar senyum
Sekretaris genit - Tebar pesona
Boss baik - Suka daun lalapan
Boss nakal - Suka daun muda
Sekretaris baik - "Nanti mau keluar Pak?"
Sekretaris genit - "Sudah mau keluar Pak?"
Boss baik - Memilih sekretaris dari pengalaman dan kemampuannya
Boss nakal - Memilih sekretaris dari jam terbang dan keahliannya
Sekretaris baik - "Keluarnya nanti lama Pak?"
Sekretaris genit - "Keluarnya masih lama Pak?"
Boss baik - "Ini gaji kamu"
Boss nakal - "Ini bayaran kamu"
Sekretaris baik - Selalu siap melayani tamu dan bos
Sekretaris genit - Selalu siap melayani..



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Old 7 March 2010, 16:22
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Old 22 April 2010, 11:25
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wow mantabh nich, jadi ngiler sob....
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sekretaris baik : selamat pagi pak,..
sekretaris nakal : pak,...udah pagi nih,...
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hadehhh ada-ada aja ya....................................
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